A zombie in a brainless world

sixpenceee:

The Axe: Make Love not Peace commercial MAKES ME SO HAPPY, SO, SO HAPPY.

Watch the original video here: X

blueinkalchemy:

nintendonut1:

protomlad:

flyingcuttlefish:

atopfourthwall:

uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.

Discworld is a lot more important than people give it credit.

I keep saying it, and I’m gonna KEEP saying it

READ. DISCWORLD.

GESTURES WILDLY

This is one of my favorite exchanges in all of Pratchett’s works, and that’s saying something.

Seriously. Read Discworld.

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

madonnaliberaprofessionista:

kon-igi:

Come già promesso tempo addietro, comincerò un tutorial base sulle tecniche di bullseyeing, ma siccome sono sprovvisto di tazze da tè o di chiavette apribarattoli, utilizzerò le cose che mi porto sempre appresso.

I coltelli.

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

since more interactive horror stories were requested after the popularity of annie96 is typing

Take this lollipop is an interactive horror story. what makes it unique is the fact that YOU’RE the victim. You connect with it through facebook, and what happens next is you see your “stalker” going through your posts and pictures. 

I’m not going to spoil the plot, so check it for yourself. 

Extremely clever and super freaky interactive game! You’ll be like WOAH. I know I was. 

here’s a testimonial, for those wondering, no this won’t have any adverse effects to your facebook account, all it asks is to share the app

ALSO THIS ISN’T A JUMPSCARE! (I don’t post any jumpscares!)

YOU GUYS MAKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER OMG

After the storm comes a calm.

sznupipls:

So it’s been 4 days since The Fappening happened, we are all exhausted:

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Some people are happy:

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Some people are angry:

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And some people are just trash:

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It’s been 2 days since the last leaked picture:

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May our hero (or heroes) rest in peace:

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Sites, TVs, Companies and also the US Government are investigating:

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A lot of celebrities claim that the leaked pictures are fakes:

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Meanwhile on 4chan and Reddit:

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maewe:

positivecapability:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dontstoptriing:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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STRAWberries!!!

who are these people who are trying to slice the skin off mangoes and kiwis tho??

ma che ca.

voglio vedervi a tagliare così un’anguria da 10 chili

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train
OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER

spassky:

comesonofurbeleforzedelmale:

pheeltherush:

arrivagardy:

morphia-writes:

oliviatheelf:

hippist:

finding-peace-within-me:

no words

finally someone put up the whole thing, tragically beautiful

I know someone will ask, so this is from the movie Watchmen. The entire movie has nothing to do with this scene, really, considering it’s about heroes. But it is a beautiful opener. 

If you think Watchmen had nothing to do with this scene ‘because it’s about heroes’ then you totally missed the point of the movie.

…come metà della popolazione terrestre eh. 

Il problema del film è che ha un ritmo che ti fa venire voglia di segarti le gambe e spararti in faccia. Gli unici che ho visto uscire soddisfatti dalla sala cinematografica sono quelli che hanno letto il fumetto.

Io non ho ancora letto il fumetto, eppure ADORO quel film.

Io adoro il fumetto e il film mi ha fatto cagare.